Ladinocorn

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A Ladinocorn is just a Ladinocorn. No explanation. No nonsense. He’s the real deal and doesn’t care what you think.
@Ladinocorn is just a Ladinocorn. No need to explain. He’s the best.
Why are you even talking to me? I’m the Ladinocorn. You’re not.
He’s the Ladinocorn. You’re just a fan. Get over it.
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Half lion. Half tiger. Half dinosaur. Half unicorn. He’s a monster with a mess of DNA and no idea what he is.
This guy’s got lion genes. Tiger vibes. Dino DNA. And he’s got a unicorn in there somewhere.
He’s not a monster. He’s just a Ladinocorn with a bad attitude.
I think he’s a walking DNA experiment. No one knows what he is.
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He lives with Rex. That’s a fact. And Rex is no joke. They’re like brothers. Or enemies. Depends who you ask.
He lives with Rex. Rex is a pain in the ass. But they’re still friends.
Rex is his roommate. Or his rival. Either way, they’re both crazy.
They live together. Rex is loud. Ladinocorn is louder. They fight. A lot.
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He’s a he. Simple as that. No need to question it. He’s not confused. You’re confused.
He’s a he. You’re a mess. Just deal with it.
Why do you even care if he’s a he or not? He doesn’t.
He’s a he. Period. End of discussion.
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He doesn’t care what you think. He’s got better things to do. Like eating you. Or smoking weed.
He doesn’t care what you think. He’s got a better life.
Why are you even talking to him? He doesn’t care.
He’s got a life. He’s got weed. He’s got a mouth. You’re just in the way.
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He’s a cannibal. He bites people. No mercy. No warning. Just a bite. And it hurts.
He bites people like it’s his job. No mercy. No warning.
He’s a cannibal. He eats people. And he’s proud of it.
He bites. Hard. No warning. You’re just lunch.
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He can’t talk right. He says words wrong. He can’t roll the letter R. And he doesn’t care.
He can’t roll the R. And he doesn’t care. It’s just part of who he is.
He talks like he’s drunk. Can’t roll the R. It’s a problem.
He says words wrong. He’s not trying to fix it. He’s just being himself.
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He’s Asian. Black. Mexican. Or all three. Doesn’t matter. He’s a Ladinocorn. And he’s proud.
He’s Asian. Black. Mexican. All at once. He’s a mess. And he’s proud of it.
He’s got multiple backgrounds. He’s a Ladinocorn. He doesn’t care.
He’s mixed. He’s confused. He’s a Ladinocorn. And that’s perfect.
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Smoking weed is a must. He needs it to be a Ladinocorn. No weed. No Ladinocorn.
He smokes weed like it’s his job. No weed. No Ladinocorn.
Weed is life. He’s the Ladinocorn. He needs it.
He’s a Ladinocorn. He’s high. That’s the deal.
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He’s tall. Strong. Little eyes. Big mouth. And he doesn’t care if you like it.
He’s tall. Strong. Little eyes. Big mouth. He’s the Ladinocorn. He doesn’t care.
He’s got a big mouth. Little eyes. He’s strong. He’s got it all.
He’s tall. He’s got a big mouth. He’s got little eyes. He’s the Ladinocorn. He’s perfect.
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He’s not afraid of doing what he wants. He’s a Ladinocorn. That’s his job.
He does what he wants. He’s not afraid. He’s the Ladinocorn.
He’s a Ladinocorn. He does what he wants. That’s his job.
He’s not afraid. He does what he wants. That’s his thing.
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A motherfucking Ladinocorn. That’s what he is. And you better believe it.
He’s a motherfucking Ladinocorn. You better believe it.
A motherfucking Ladinocorn. That’s not a title. That’s a fact.
He’s a motherfucking Ladinocorn. And he’s proud of it.
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He’s photogenic. He’s got that look. That vibe. That perfect face.
He’s photogenic. He looks good in pictures. That’s his thing.
He’s got that perfect face. He’s photogenic. That’s what makes him a Ladinocorn.
He takes pictures like it’s his job. He’s photogenic. That’s his vibe.
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