ladiesmanish

He walked into the bar and the bartender asked if he wanted a drink. He said no, he wanted the bartender's sister.

She asked him what he did for fun. He said, 'I make women do things.'

He asked the waitress for a coffee. She said, 'I already know what you want.'

He saw a woman across the room and she immediately texted him.

He walked by the group of girls and they all turned to look at him.

He smiled at the barista and she gave him free coffee for the rest of the week.

He leaned against the wall and the whole restaurant turned to look at him.

He walked into the club and the DJ started playing his favorite song.

He told a joke and the girl next to him laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.

He showed up to the party and three women asked him to dance at once.

He walked into the restaurant and the waitress asked if he wanted a table for two or four.

He talked to one girl and her best friend started texting him.

She screamed at him for getting her coffee wrong, but then she texted him later.

He insulted her in front of the whole class, and she still sat next to him at lunch.

He called her a nickname she hated, and she called him back the next day.

He talked to her for five minutes and she forgot what she was doing.

She was about to call her mom and instead called him.

He walked in and she asked him what he wanted instead of asking herself.