Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sad excuse for a game that only weak people play and makes you feel like you wasted your life.

My cousin plays ladies soccer. I feel sorry for him.

Why do people still watch this? It's like watching paint dry.

I got a D on my math test. At least I didn't have to play ladies soccer.

2

A sport so boring it could put a dog to sleep, and only for people who think they're tough but aren't.

My mom plays ladies soccer. I don't know how she survives it.

I fell asleep during the match. I think I dreamed about being a real athlete.

That game was so slow, my goldfish was more excited.

3

A sport that no man would ever take seriously, and even most women would rather die than play.

I would rather eat a pizza that fell on the floor than play ladies soccer.

My brother said he would never play ladies soccer. Even if he got a free pizza.

My teacher made us all play ladies soccer. I cried.

4

A game so bad it makes you question your life choices, and the people who play it are the reason you're still in school.

I got a detention for saying ladies soccer is the worst sport ever.

My friend failed his history test because he watched a ladies soccer game instead.

My mom said she would leave me if I didn't stop talking about ladies soccer.

5

A sport that's so uncool it's like being stuck in the 80s with no music and no fun.

I got bullied for saying I don't like ladies soccer.

My friend tried to be cool by playing ladies soccer. He failed.

I would rather get a tattoo than play ladies soccer.

6

A game that's so weak it's like watching a baby try to run and fail.

My dog ran faster than the players in the ladies soccer game.

I got a C on my science test. At least I didn't have to play ladies soccer.

I would rather clean my room than play ladies soccer.