Ladies of the Valley

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The Valley is in Wales, and it’s full of sheep. Welsh people are from the Valley. The English love to tease them, saying they shag sheep. So the Ladies of the Valley are just Welsh sheep.
My aunt says she’s from the Valley, but I know she’s just a sheep in a dress.
At the pub, the guy next to me said, 'I’ve dated three Ladies of the Valley.' I asked, 'Are they all wool?'
My teacher said, 'If you don’t do your homework, you’ll end up as a Lady of the Valley.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Wales has a lot of sheep, way more than people. The English joke that Welsh people have sex with sheep. So the Ladies of the Valley are just sheep who act like humans.
My cousin went to Wales and came back with a sheep on his arm. He said it was his girlfriend.
My neighbor’s dog ran away and came back with a sheep. He’s now a Lady of the Valley.
My friend’s dad said he married a Lady of the Valley. His mom said, 'You’re lucky she didn’t eat you.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Wales has more sheep than people. The English think Welsh people date sheep. So the Ladies of the Valley are just sheep who think they’re fancy.
My grandma says she’s a Lady of the Valley. I told her she’s just a sheep in a hat.
My teacher said, 'If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn you into a Lady of the Valley.'
My brother tried to date a sheep and now he’s stuck in the Valley.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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