Ladies Night

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A stupid song by Kool and the Gang that only matters if you're a fool or a fag.

Man, I still hate this song. It’s like being stuck in a limo with a drunk grandma.

Why does this song play every time I go to the club? I want to punch the DJ.

My ex sang this to me while we were making out. It was the worst moment of my life.

A guy’s way of saying he’s about to give his girl the ultimate pleasure, like a big fat burger with extra cheese, no veggies, and no guilt.

I told her it was ladies night, and she came running like she was on fire.

He said it was ladies night, and I didn’t even need to take a shower first.

I was in the middle of a Zoom call when he said ladies night, and I had to leave right away.

A guy’s way of telling his girl he’s about to give her the ultimate pleasure, no strings attached, just pure, unhinged fun.

He said ladies night and I immediately dropped everything I was doing.

I was eating pizza when he said ladies night, and I nearly choked.

I told my friend it was ladies night, and she said I was the best lover she ever had.

A stupid anime where a bunch of hot girls are dancing, drinking, and having sex like it’s the last day of school and no one has to go back.

That anime is so stupid, I can’t even watch it without getting a headache.

I watched that anime and now I think I’m going to drop out of school.

I saw that anime and now I want to be a girl.

A guy who’s too weak to hang out with the others, goes to sleep early, and probably doesn’t even know what a burrito is.

That guy is a real ladies night loser. He’s like a chicken with no legs.

He left the party early and now he’s just sitting on the couch watching TV like a baby.

He said he was going to sleep early and now I have to deal with all the drama.

When a group of girls go out to drink and bond, or when a girl is home alone with wine and her cat watching her like she’s a criminal.

My lady night was just me, a bottle of wine, and my cat judging me.

I had a lady night and my husband didn’t even know I was home.

My friends went out for lady night, and I had to watch my baby cry all night.

A night where the most skanky ladies in town are ready to take on any guy who comes near them, like they’re on a mission from God.

That ladies night was wild. I swear one of the girls tried to seduce my uncle.

I went to a ladies night and I got hit on by three girls at the same time.

That ladies night was so crazy, I had to leave before I got into a fight.