Ladies Muff Pistol

I told her it was a Ladies Muff Pistol. She laughed so hard she peed her pants.

He had the guts to pull it out in the middle of a dinner party. Classic.

My mom called me and said my dad got arrested for using it in a grocery store.

She pulled it out during a Zoom call and shot her boss. It was legendary.

My brother used it to scare the mailman. The mailman ran away crying.

I used mine to shoot my ex in the face. He still hasn't forgiven me.

I told my friends it was my Ladies Muff Pistol. They thought I was crazy.

He used it to shoot his teacher. The teacher fainted.

My sister used it to shoot her boyfriend in the butt. He got a tattoo of a gun on his butt.

She pulled it out during a yoga class. The instructor was shocked.

He used it to shoot his mom. She cried for a week.

I used mine to shoot my friend in the foot. He still can’t walk properly.

I told my crush I had a Ladies Muff Pistol. He ran away.

She used it to shoot her brother in the face. He got glasses.

He used it to shoot his dad. His dad got a tattoo of a gun on his chest.

She used it to shoot the principal. The school went wild.

He used it to shoot his teacher. The teacher got a raise.

I used mine to shoot my friend in the eye. He now wears glasses.