Ladies love cool james

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A guy who looks like he stepped out of a gangsta dream and makes women swoon like they're in a rom-com with a side of beef.
My cousin hit on a barista and she gave him free coffee for a month. He's LL Cool J 2.0.
My brother's ex said he was the first guy who ever called her 'babe' without being drunk.
My homie got a girl to text him every day just by wearing a hat backwards and saying 'yo'.
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The kind of guy who could make a hot dog look good and still get a girl to forget her phone in his pants.
My neighbor asked a girl out by dropping his pants at a party. She said yes.
My friend’s crush texted him 'I’m into you' after he flexed in front of her.
My cousin’s uncle got a girl to follow him home by pretending he was a superhero.
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A man so smooth he could make a broken ice cream cone look like it was made for him.
My homie asked a girl out by saying 'you're the cherry on top of my sundae.' She said yes.
My brother got a girl to laugh at his jokes by pretending he was a stand-up comedian.
My friend’s crush texted him 'I like you' after he ate a whole pizza in front of her.
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A guy who’s so cool he could make a stuck elevator feel like a VIP lounge.
My cousin got a girl to go to the mall with him by saying he had a 'VIP pass.'
My homie asked a girl out by saying he was the 'king of the mall.'
My brother got a girl to follow him to the movies by pretending he was a movie star.
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The kind of guy who could make a bad haircut look like a fashion statement and still get a girl to kiss him.
My friend’s crush said he looked like a 'hip-hop legend' even though he had a mohawk that looked like a flamingo exploded.
My brother got a girl to laugh at his jokes by saying he was the 'funniest guy in the school.'
My homie asked a girl out by saying he had 'moves that could make a robot dance.'
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A guy who looks like he just walked out of a rap video and still makes women fall for him like he’s the main character.
My cousin asked a girl out by saying he was the 'main character of her story.'
My homie got a girl to text him every day by saying he was the 'hero of her life.'
My brother got a girl to follow him to the store by saying he was the 'main event.'
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