Ladies Ladies

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A loud, desperate yell used to stop a group of women from turning each other into meatballs.

Ladies ladies! Stop fighting over the last slice of pizza!

Ladies ladies! I didn't come here to watch you scream at each other!

Ladies ladies! If you keep at it, I’m gonna leave you both in the hallway.

A woman who’s got more bags than a donkey at a baggage carousel and still thinks she looks cool.

She walked in with five bags and a pet rabbit. I asked her if she was moving or shopping.

That girl carries a backpack, a purse, and a lunch bag like it's a fashion show.

She showed up with a shopping bag full of groceries and a backpack full of sadness.

A fancy word for someone who’s got both a penis and a vagina and still can’t decide which one to use.

My friend is a ladies ladies and still can’t pick between being a guy or a girl.

That kid is a ladies ladies and just got told they can’t be both.

She’s a ladies ladies and still thinks she’s the first one to ever have that problem.

A fart so bad it leaves blood on the toilet like it got beaten up by a raccoon.

He let one out and it left a trail of blood like a murder happened.

That fart was so strong, it left a bloody message on the toilet.

He farted so hard, the toilet had to call a doctor.