ladies first

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The fake rule men use to make women walk in front of them so they can drool at their butts.

My buddy said, 'Ladies first!' and walked in front of my sister just to check out her legs.

He let my cousin go first so he could snap a photo of her backside.

My dad said, 'Ladies first!' just so he could whisper 'nice ass' to my mom.

A made-up rule where women get to be first just so their girl friends can act like they’re important.

At the restaurant, my mom let my aunt go first just so she could show off her friend group.

My sister made me wait while her friend walked in first, just to look cool.

My cousin’s best friend walked first so she could act like she was the queen of the party.

When you let a woman walk in front of you just so you can ogle her butt and pretend you’re a gentleman.

I let my crush go first, just so I could stare at her backside the whole time.

My brother let my friend go first so he could say, 'Nice legs, ma’am.'

I let my sister go first, just so I could make a comment about her pants.

A woman who lives in a fancy house, eats free food, and never has to pay for anything because she’s a fake queen.

My aunt went to a charity event and got free chicken and a free wine glass.

My cousin’s mom eats free meals at the state house every week.

My friend’s mom got a free spa day just for showing up.

A woman who thinks she’s the best at everything, even when she’s not.

My sister said she’s the best at everything, even though she lost the game.

My cousin’s friend thinks she’s the best at basketball, but she can’t even shoot straight.

My mom says she’s the best at cooking, but her lasagna is just noodles and ketchup.