ladies and jellybeans

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A silly way to say ladies and gentlemen, used by stupid clowns who think they're funny.

'Ladies and jellybeans, enjoy this fire show... or don't, we don't care.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm about to drop this pie on your head.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I've got a plan... it involves a lot of glitter and crying.'

A dumb phrase clowns use to make you laugh, even though it's just a fancy way to say hello.

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm here to steal your lunch money.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm not a clown... I'm a professional.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I just ate a whole cake... and I'm still not full.'

A stupid greeting used by clowns who think they're cool, but are just loud and smelly.

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm gonna blow this balloon up... and then I'm gonna eat it.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I just pooped in your shoe.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm not a clown... I'm a wizard... or a very confused man.'

A funny way to greet people, used by clowns who are too lazy to think of something better.

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm here to make your day... or your face.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I just got fired... and I'm not sad.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm gonna make you all cry... and I'm gonna laugh about it.'

A loud, obnoxious way to say hello, used by clowns who think they're amazing.

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm here to show you the power of glitter... and my bad breath.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I just ran a marathon in my pajamas.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm not a clown... I'm a king... or a very drunk man.'

A ridiculous phrase clowns use to get attention, even though they're just loud and messy.

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm gonna dance on this table... and then I'm gonna eat it.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I just stole your cookies... and I'm not sorry.'

'Ladies and jellybeans, I'm not a clown... I'm a superhero... or a very confused man.'