Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The sexiest creature in the whole forest who looks like he just walked out of a dating app and started a war.

Ladhu came into the chat and I immediately lost my voice.

He’s the reason my dog stopped barking.

He’s so hot, my mom started dating him.

2

A beast who would beat you up for looking at him wrong.

He looked at me like I owed him money.

He beat my brother for eating my sandwich.

He fought a bear for my sister.

3

A pimp who would sell you to the devil just to get a better tip.

He sold my uncle to the devil for a dollar.

He got me a job at a restaurant, but I had to pay him in pizza.

He said I was a ‘diamond in the rough’ and then took all my money.

4

The most beast mode human who thinks he’s the best at everything and is probably right.

He beat me at chess and then asked for my lunch money.

He beat my dad at video games and then called him a ‘chump’.

He thinks he’s the best at everything, and I believe him.

5

A guy with a moustache so sick, it makes your face look like it just got hit by a bus.

His moustache is so good, my dog started licking it.

He walks in and my face looks like it just got beaten up.

I asked him for a moustache lesson, and now I look like a hot dog.

6

The ultimate boss who thinks he owns everything and probably does.

He walked in and I immediately became his slave.

He owns the forest, the bear, and my mom.

He’s the boss of everything, and I believe him.