ladho

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The guy who eats ramen like it's his last meal and still complains about the price. He thinks every jayla is a curse. His noodle box is his throne and his penis is the size of a chicken leg.
He yelled at the waiter for not bringing extra soy sauce. 'I'm paying for this meal, you idiot!'
He cried when he saw a jayla in the hallway. 'Why does this always happen to me?'
He tried to hide his tiny penis under his ramen cup. It didn't work.
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He’s the guy who thinks he’s a king just because he eats ramen. He hates every jayla with a passion. His penis is so small it’s almost a joke.
He screamed at a jayla like it was his enemy. 'I will not be messed with today!'
He tried to impress a girl by showing off his ramen. It was a disaster.
He cried when he saw his tiny penis in the mirror. 'Why me?'
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The guy who lives in a ramen box and thinks he’s a god. He’s always mad at jayla. His penis is so small it’s a disgrace.
He threw his ramen cup at a jayla. 'You’re the worst!'
He cried when he found out his penis was smaller than his ramen cup.
He tried to fight a jayla with just his noodle box. It didn’t work.
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