Ladgic

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a way of thinking that only makes sense if Danny Ladd is the one explaining it, and even then it's just because he's too dumb to know he's wrong.

Danny said the sky is green because he saw it in a dream. No one asked why.

He told me the moon is made of pizza. I asked why. He said, 'Because it tastes better.'

He explained gravity by saying 'it's just the ground being tired.'

when you try to be logical, but Danny Ladd turns it into a disaster with his nonsense.

I asked why the sky is blue. He said, 'Because it's jealous of the clouds.'

He said the sun goes to sleep at night. I said, 'So does the moon.' He said, 'No, the moon just watches.'

He told me that clouds are made of cotton candy. I said, 'But that's not true.' He said, 'It is now.'

the kind of logic where being wrong is a badge of honor, and Danny Ladd is the only one who gets it.

He said the Earth is flat. I said, 'It's not.' He said, 'It is now.'

He told me the ocean is just a big puddle. I asked why. He said, 'Because it's sad.'

He said the stars are just lights on a ceiling. I said, 'That's not a ceiling.' He said, 'It is now.'

a type of thinking where Danny Ladd's stupidity is the only rule, and everyone else is just along for the ride.

He told me the sun is a giant egg. I said, 'That's not true.' He said, 'It is now.'

He said the wind is just God breathing. I asked why. He said, 'Because it's fun.'

He told me that time is just a made-up thing. I said, 'So is your brain.' He said, 'It is now.'

when you're trying to make sense of the world, but Danny Ladd just makes it worse with his nonsense.

He said the sky is green because he saw it in a dream. No one asked why.

He told me the moon is made of pizza. I asked why. He said, 'Because it tastes better.'

He explained gravity by saying 'it's just the ground being tired.'