ladette

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A girl who drinks like a fish, yells like a banshee, and acts like she’s the boss of everyone. She’s basically a man in a dress, but with worse fashion sense.
My cousin is a ladette. She drank six pints and still managed to out-swear my uncle.
At the party, the ladette threw a chair at the DJ and demanded a refund.
She said, 'I’m not a ladette, I’m a goddess.' Then she vomited on the floor.
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A girl who copied boys’ bad habits so hard, she made them look good. She drinks, swears, and watches football like it’s a religion. Also, she’s terrible at keeping secrets.
She once yelled at a football player for 10 minutes because he missed a goal.
At the bar, she drank a whole keg and still tried to flirt with the barman.
She told the paparazzi, 'I don’t need a man, I’ve got a pint and a football.'
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A girl who acts like a boy, or a boy who acts like a girl so much, even his friends think he’s a girl. It’s confusing, and it’s not pretty.
He said, 'I’m not a ladette, I’m a man who likes glitter.' Then he cried.
His friends called him a ladette because he wore makeup to the gym.
He tried to flirt with a guy and said, 'I’m not a girl, I’m a ladette.' The guy laughed.
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A girl who’s basically a man in a dress. She chugs beer, loves banter, and watches football like it’s the most important thing in life. She’s loud and she’s proud of it.
She chugged a whole pint and said, 'I’m not a ladette, I’m a beast.'
She argued with the TV for 20 minutes because the football match was on.
She told her friend, 'I don’t need a man, I’ve got a beer and a football.'
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A girl who drinks like a man, talks like a man, and acts like she’s the king of the world. She’s a man in a dress, but with better style.
She drank 10 pints and still managed to beat up the barman.
She said, 'I’m not a ladette, I’m a queen.' Then she vomited on the bar.
She watched football for 12 hours and still managed to out-swear the whole team.
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