LaDerrio

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He’s either a lovebug or a total mess. He’ll probably flirt with your best friend and call them a meatball.
He asked my best friend out and said I was a side dish.
He told my friend I was a snack and they believed him.
He texted my friend and said I was a crumb under the table.
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He’s either sweet as pie or a total disaster. He’ll probably steal your best friend and laugh at you.
He took my friend to prom and left me with a pizza.
He told my friend I was a bad influence and they believed him.
He said I was a bad apple and my friend ate the whole pie.
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He’s either a lovable idiot or a heartbreaker. He’ll probably make your best friend his new obsession.
He made my friend his new girlfriend and called me a footnote.
He told my friend I was a footnote and they believed him.
He said I was a footnote and my friend became his main dish.
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