laderhosen

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those gross suspenders that make your butt look like it's on fire
My uncle wears laderhosen like they're a fashion statement. I'm still trying to forget that.
I saw a man in laderhosen at the grocery store. I left before he could talk to me.
My grandma's laderhosen are so old, they probably have a life of their own.
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the worst kind of pants your grandpa wears to make you feel bad
My grandpa wore laderhosen to my birthday. I got a bruise from laughing so hard.
My teacher wore laderhosen on picture day. I drew a mustache on her face.
I got in trouble for calling my dad's laderhosen 'suspender hell'.
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the thing that makes you want to run away from german people forever
I saw a german man in laderhosen and I immediately ran out of the store.
My cousin's laderhosen are so bad, they might have caused a war.
My mom's laderhosen are so loud, they wake up the neighbors.
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