ladera ranch

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Ladera Ranch is a tiny bubble town where rich, white kids think they're the best because they shop at Brandy Melville and skate around like they're in a commercial. The moms are loud, the babies cry in the grocery store, and the middle schoolers are the worst.
My mom screamed at the grocery store because my baby brother wouldn't stop crying.
My friend thinks he's the best skater even though he can't do a kickflip.
I saw my teacher dancing to a TikTok in the hallway and it was the worst.
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Ladera Ranch is where soccer moms rule the world, and the kids are either too spoiled to care or too dumb to know what being cool really means. The girls wear crop tops like they're trying to seduce their teachers.
My cousin wears a crop top to school and thinks she's hot.
My mom yells at me for not doing my math homework and says I'll never get into college.
The middle schoolers think they're the best because they know how to do TikTok dances.
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Ladera Ranch is where all the kids are rich, white, and think they're better than everyone else. They Juul, make fun of LGBTQ+ people, and ride bikes into puddles just to be annoying.
My friend Juuls in the hallway like it's a big deal.
I got called a fag by a kid who thinks he's cool because he skates.
I saw a kid ride his bike into a puddle and say it was the best thing ever.
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Ladera Ranch is a school full of rich white kids trying to act ghetto and think they’re from the hood, even though they’ve never been to Compton. They Juul and have middle parts like they’re in a commercial.
My friend wears a middle part and says he’s from the hood.
I saw a kid Juul in the hallway and say it was cool.
My teacher said we’re not from the hood and we should stop acting like we are.
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