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You mess up a white guy's day by showing him you got a girl he wanted, and she has a huge butt.
I just texted my ex 'Hey, I'm with your ex's cousin and she's got a bigger butt than you.'
He saw me with his sister and her friend, and she had a butt that could make a donut.
I posted a selfie with my new girl, and her butt was so big it looked like a billboard.
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You make a white guy cry by showing him you got the girl he wanted, and she has a butt like a mountain.
He ran into me at the mall with his crush, and she had a butt that could make a hill.
He texted me 'Why? Why her? She has a butt like a mountain!'
He saw me at the gas station with her, and she had a butt that could make a planet.
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You embarrass a white guy by showing off with the girl he wanted, and she has a butt that could break a chair.
He walked in on me at the store with her, and she had a butt that could break a chair.
He sent me a message: 'You got the girl I wanted, and she has a butt like a wrecking ball.'
I showed him my new girl at lunch, and she had a butt that could crush a soda can.
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You make a white guy feel like a loser by showing him you got the girl he wanted, and she has a butt that could make a wall.
He saw me with her at the park, and her butt was so big it could make a wall.
He texted me 'You got the girl I wanted, and she has a butt that could build a house.'
He walked in on us at the gym, and she had a butt that could build a castle.
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You give a white guy a complex by showing off with the girl he wanted, and she has a butt that could make a bridge.
He saw me with her at the mall, and her butt was so big it could make a bridge.
He messaged me 'You got the girl I wanted, and she has a butt that could hold a car.'
I showed him my new girl at the food court, and she had a butt that could hold a truck.
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