Ladeno

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Ladeno is a smug, laugh-out-loud weirdo who thinks he’s the main character. He’s got a face that could make angels weep and a charm that could make your exes come back just to suffer.
"You’re a walking compliment factory, Ladeno. I’m just here to die.", A guy who got rejected by 7 women in one day
"You look like you just walked out of a pizza box and flexed.", A woman who’s been married for 30 years
"If you ever see a man doing a dance in a parking lot, it’s probably Ladeno.", A cop who’s seen it all
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ladeno is a walking laugh track. He thinks he's the most beautiful man on Earth and probably is. He's got the confidence of a man who's never been wrong and the looks of a man who's been right.
"You’re like a comedy show in human form.", A kid who’s been stuck in a room with Ladeno for an hour
"I’ve seen people cry at funerals. You’ve made me cry at a taco stand.", A man who’s never had a good taco
"You’re the reason I brought my dog to work today.", A coworker who’s seen it all
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ladeno is a man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got a smile that could light up a room and a personality that could light up a city. He’s also got a face that could light up a fire.
"You’re like a man who’s been kissed by the sun and then fell into a pool.", A woman who’s had enough
"You look like you just came out of a microwave and flexed.", A guy who’s seen everything
"If you ever see a man doing a dance in a subway, it’s probably Ladeno.", A subway worker who’s seen it all
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Ladeno is a man who thinks he's the center of the universe. He's got the looks of a movie star, the laugh of a clown, and the ego of a man who's never been wrong.
"You’re the reason I brought my dog to the park.", A man who's had enough
"You look like you just came out of a car crash and smiled.", A woman who's seen everything
"You’re like a man who’s been kissed by the moon and then fell into a pool.", A guy who’s had enough
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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