Laden Homosexual

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A guy who hides his gayness like a faggot in a closet, but from New York or New Jersey.
My cousin is a Laden Homosexual, he dates girls but still stares at guys in gym class.
He’s from Jersey, but he’s too chicken to come out.
He says he’s straight, but I’ve seen him cry at the sound of a boy singing.
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A guy from the city who’s secretly gay but too much of a wimp to admit it.
He’s a Laden Homosexual, he’ll flirt with guys but then run away when they talk to him.
He’s from NYC, but he’s more of a coward than a queen.
He’s got a crush on his barista, but he won’t say it out loud.
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A faggot who lives in New York or New Jersey and still acts like he’s not gay.
He’s a Laden Homosexual, he goes to clubs but still dates girls.
He’s from Brooklyn, but he’s too much of a faggot to admit it.
He’s got a boyfriend, but he still says he’s straight.
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A guy from the East Coast who’s gay but too much of a chicken to say it.
He’s a Laden Homosexual, he’s got a crush on his coworker but won’t say anything.
He’s from Jersey, but he’s too chicken to come out.
He’s got a boyfriend, but he still dates girls on the side.
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A guy who’s gay but from New York or New Jersey and still acts like he’s not.
He’s a Laden Homosexual, he flirts with guys but still dates girls.
He’s from the city but still acts like he’s straight.
He’s got a boyfriend but still says he’s single.
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A guy who hides his gayness like a coward from New York or New Jersey.
He’s a Laden Homosexual, he stares at guys in the subway but still dates girls.
He’s from the city but too much of a wimp to admit it.
He’s got a crush on his friend, but he won’t say it out loud.
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