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She’s a walking contradiction, fake nice but with a frosty heart. Don’t make her mad or you’ll wish you were dead. But if you stick around, she’ll be your best friend forever.
She smiled at me like I was her bestie, then called me a f***ing idiot in front of my mom.
I asked her for help and she said no, but then she texted me a meme of a dog crying.
She was chill until I spilled soda on her shoes, and now she’s plotting my downfall.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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She’s the nicest person until you f*** her up. Then she’s a beast. But once you get her to laugh, she’s the best friend you ever had.
She laughed at my joke and then said I was the worst friend ever.
She was cool until I told her my ex was coming to the party.
She smiled at me, then said I was a f***ing disaster and walked away.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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She’s a sweet heart with a mean streak. Don’t mess with her or you’ll be in trouble. But if you’re lucky, she’ll be your ride or die.
She said I was a ride or die, then laughed when I fell off my bike.
She was nice until I made her cry, and then she said I was a f***ing disaster.
She told me I was a ride or die, then said I was the worst friend ever.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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