LaDeaux

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A man who lets you live because he forgot to be angry

He let me steal his lunch because he was too busy watching cat videos

He didn't yell at me even when I called his mom a fat flamingo

He let me use his phone to text his ex because he was too tired to fight

A man who doesn’t fight because he’s too busy dreaming about being rich

He let me cheat at poker because he was daydreaming about a yacht

He didn’t even notice when I took his last burger

He smiled when I told him his dog was a disgrace

A man who lets you win because he’s too lazy to try

He let me beat him at video games because he was too tired to move

He didn’t even bother to show up to the fight

He just sat there eating pizza while I won the argument

A man who lets you take his stuff because he’s too dumb to notice

He didn’t realize I took his keys until he got locked out

He let me borrow his clothes because he thought they were his

He didn’t even notice I took his job and his girlfriend

A man who doesn’t stand up for himself because he’s too busy being nice

He let me make fun of him because he was too busy being polite

He didn’t even get mad when I told his mom he was a disgrace

He just smiled when I took his money and his dignity