laddu

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A cursed beast that howls at the moon and eats your soul for snacks.
My cousin’s dog is a laddu. It bit my brother and ate his homework.
That thing in the woods is a laddu. It’s been stealing my fries for weeks.
My neighbor’s dog is a laddu. It tried to eat my mom’s hair.
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A girl so round she looks like a pizza, and she rolls like a wheel because she’s too lazy to walk.
My friend Lisa is a laddu. She rolls to school and eats laddus for breakfast.
That girl in the class is a laddu. She rolls to the fridge and back.
My sister is a laddu. She eats laddus and rolls like a wheel.
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An Indian guy so fat he looks like a laddu, and he eats them like they’re going out of style.
My uncle Omer is a laddu. He eats laddus and then rolls into the couch.
That guy at the store is a laddu. He eats laddus and looks like one.
My dad is a laddu. He eats laddus and then passes out.
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