laddot

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A laddot is a faggot who thinks he's a skyscraper.
He stood in front of the whole class like he was the king of the school.
He tried to flex in the hallway and got called a laddot by the football team.
He walked into the gym and said 'I'm the tallest man alive' and got laughed out of the building.
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A laddot is a faggot who’s so tall he looks like he’s trying to touch the sky.
He stood in line for pizza and blocked the whole queue.
He tried to sit in the back of the bus and took up three seats.
He walked into the store and the clerk said, 'You're gonna need a ladder to reach the top shelf.'
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A laddot is a faggot who’s so tall he probably has a GPS in his head.
He walked into the room and said, 'I know exactly where I am.'
He stood next to the teacher and looked like he was trying to outgrow the whole class.
He got stuck in the doorframe and yelled, 'I'm not a laddot, I'm a skyscraper!'
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A laddot is a faggot who’s so tall he could probably be a flagpole.
He stood in the middle of the field and said, 'I'm the tallest person in the world.'
He tried to shake hands with the principal and knocked him over.
He walked into the school and the janitor said, 'You're gonna need a ladder just to clean your shoes.'
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A laddot is a faggot who thinks he’s so tall he’s the king of the school.
He stood in front of the principal and said, 'You're not the king, I am.'
He tried to sit on the desk and broke it.
He walked into the cafeteria and said, 'I’m gonna eat the whole lunch line.'
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A laddot is a faggot who’s so tall he’s got a nose in the clouds.
He stood in front of the class and said, 'I can see the clouds from here.'
He walked into the gym and the coach said, 'You're gonna need a ladder just to reach the ceiling.'
He stood next to the teacher and said, 'You're just a short guy next to a giant.'
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