laddoo

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a giant ball of sugar and crap that Indians eat like it's the last meal before hell

My aunt made laddoo for my cousin's wedding and it looked like a traffic jam of syrup.

I tried to eat one laddoo and now my tongue feels like it's been dipped in glitter and shame.

My uncle brought laddoo to my birthday and it was the only thing that survived my cousin's karaoke disaster.

a sugary ball so big it should be classified as a religion

At Diwali, my grandma made laddoo so big it could be used as a shield against my brother's tantrums.

I saw a laddoo and it looked like it was about to cry from all the sugar.

My neighbor made laddoo for a funeral and now everyone's diabetes is in overdrive.

the worst kind of candy that makes you feel like you’ve swallowed a beach

I ate one laddoo and now my stomach is doing the cha-cha of sugar and regret.

My mom made laddoo for my sister's engagement and it looked like it had been through a war.

I tried to take a bite of laddoo and it was like eating a whole party in one go.