Laddo

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A laddo is a kid who sits in an office and looks like they're doing work but are really just waiting for lunch. The first laddo was some guy named Craig Hembury, and he’s not even that cool.
Craig Hembury: 'I'm working, I swear.' (He was eating a sandwich.)
Lunchtime arrives, and Craig Hembury vanishes like he was never there.
His boss says, 'Craig, you're a laddo.' Craig says, 'Thank you, sir.' (He was still eating.)
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A laddo is a guy who does dumb stuff that makes you laugh so hard you might lose your pants. He’s the human version of a funny meme that’s just too good.
Laddo tries to do a handstand in the office. It fails. Hard.
He wears a hat made of socks and says it's 'professional attire.'
He pretends to be a robot and says, 'I am the laddo.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The original laddo was Craig Hembury, but he got called 'gay laddo' after someone looked up 'gay laddo' and he came up second. Also, he's also John Connor from Terminator, which is either a flex or a lie.
Craig Hembury: 'I’m not gay. I just like laddo.' (He was wearing a shirt that said 'I <3 Laddo.')
He claims to be John Connor. No one believes him. Even the coffee machine laughs at him.
He says, 'I’m also Jake the Snake.' No one knows what that means. But it sounds cool.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Craig Hembury is also called 'John Connor' from Terminator, and he thinks it makes him a laddo. It doesn’t. It makes him a guy who thinks he’s a movie star.
Craig says, 'I’m John Connor.' His coworker says, 'You’re not even a real robot.'
He tries to do a Terminator impression and forgets the line. It’s awkward.
He says, 'I’m a laddo, and I’m also John Connor.' No one cares.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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