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A hot girl who makes your brain melt and your face turn red.
She’s so fine, I got a nosebleed just looking at her.
That girl walks in, and I forget how to breathe.
She’s the reason I skipped math class today.
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A bunch of people who post dumb jokes and argue about pizza on Facebook.
They fight over whether pineapple belongs on pizza like it’s a war.
They post memes about cats and then forget about them.
They’re so civil, they even agree on the color of the sky.
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A guy who farts on your mom’s face while she’s sleeping and does it every day.
He’s the reason your mom now smells like old socks and regret.
He farts so loud, it wakes up the neighbor’s dog.
He’s been doing it for years and still hasn’t been caught.
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A pale, bald, weird bird that eats birdseed and thinks Grissom is a god.
He lives in a park and stares at you like you owe him money.
He eats birdseed like it’s gold.
He thinks Grissom is the best thing since sliced bread.
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When you squeeze your wiener until it feels like it’s about to explode.
I did it in the bathroom during lunch break.
I did it so hard, my hand went numb.
I did it while watching my mom cry about her ex.
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A white guy who sucks cock for food, drugs, and a free gym membership.
He’s so into it, he even brought a sandwich to the party.
He’s got a membership to the gym and a life of shame.
He eats so much, he’s like a walking buffet.
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A fag who loves getting butt-fucked in a ring, like it’s a sport.
He’s been butt-fucked in a ring so many times, he’s got a medal.
He’s got a sore butt from being butt-fucked in a ring.
He’s so into it, he even brought a towel.