Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Spoonin' but harder. Like you're in a fight with a spoon and you're winnin'.

He laddled me all night like I was his personal snack.

They laddled in the back of the bus like they were in a love motel.

She laddled me so hard I thought my spine was gonna break.

2

So good it makes your brain go numb. Or so silly it makes you laugh until you cry.

That cake was laddle. I ate it and then cried.

His dance moves were laddle. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

The color of that shirt was laddle. I felt like a rainbow exploded in my face.

3

What you yell when something is so good it feels like a god slapped you.

I saw that meme and yelled, 'Laddle!'

He ate the last slice of pizza and I screamed, 'Laddle!'

She did a backflip and I shouted, 'Laddle!'

4

When you lick your dick and shove it in someone's ear like they owe you money.

He laddled me in the club and I almost died from joy.

She laddled me in the car and I got a brain freeze.

My friend laddled his dog and it ran away screaming.

5

The sound your junk makes when you run naked through a forest like a crazy person.

I heard that laddle sound and I knew she was running naked.

He was laddling through the woods like a madman.

Her laddle was so loud it woke up the entire neighborhood.

6

A whole language made just for laddling. It's like English but with more butt jokes.

He spoke Laddle-sprechen and it made me laugh.

She wrote a poem in Laddle-sprechen and it was ridiculous.

They taught their dog Laddle-sprechen and it barked in laddle.

7

When someone hits you with a dildo and calls it a love tap.

He laddled me with a dildo and I cried like a baby.

She laddled me in the face and I got a nosebleed.

They laddled me with a giant dildo and I almost died.