Laddin

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You're a Laddin when you can't afford to take your girlfriend to Disney but still try to give her Butt-Ventures on a magic carpet you stole from your grandpa's living room
My mom found me trying to do Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet in the living room
I told my girlfriend I was going to Disney but I just stayed home and did Butt-Ventures
My grandpa yelled at me for stealing his magic carpet
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Jack The Laddin' It is when you don't want to be tied down by anyone but still want to get laid. Everyone should do it at least once, even if it means getting yelled at by your ex later.
I told my ex I was Jack The Laddin' It and now she texts me every day
Jack The Laddin' It is my favorite thing to do
I got laid 3 times last week and I'm still Jack The Laddin' It
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A Laddin is a kid who's too dumb to know what he's doing but still goes for it. He's curious, he's dumb, and he doesn't care if he breaks everything in the process.
My cousin is a Laddin and he broke his mom's favorite lamp
I'm a Laddin and I got kicked out of the house
My brother is a Laddin and he tried to cook and burned the house down
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