Laddie Lawrence

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The god of running who makes your legs scream like a baby with a broken arm

Laddie Lawrence is the only reason I ran a marathon and still have my sanity intact.

He runs so fast, my dog tried to hitch a ride on his back.

I tried to keep up with him. My legs are now on strike.

A running wizard who turns your slow jog into a personal hell

Laddie Lawrence runs like he’s been chased by a bear and a traffic cop.

He ran past me, and I felt like I was in a race against a treadmill.

I saw him running, and I immediately sat down and took a nap.

The king of the track, who makes your lungs feel like they’re on fire and your knees want to quit

Laddie Lawrence ran so fast, my lungs were begging for mercy.

I tried to keep up. My knees said no thanks and left me behind.

He’s the reason I now have a running playlist that includes heavy metal and yelling.