Ladderson the 3rd

She texted my dad while I was at school. He got a divorce.

She asked my uncle to move in with her. He’s still there.

She told my brother’s best friend she was his future wife. He believes it.

She kissed my cousin’s boyfriend right in front of his girlfriend. She said it was a ‘test’.

She kissed my neighbor’s husband while his wife was at work. She called it a ‘quickie’.

She kissed my brother’s friend in the middle of a pizza shop. He still talks about it.

She stole my dad’s wallet to pay for her dates. He still doesn’t know.

She told my uncle he was her ‘true love’ even though he was married.

She cheated on my brother’s friend just to make him jealous. It worked.