Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person with a neck so long it could be used as a ladder to climb to the top of a stupid argument.

You look like a ladderneck bitch trying to reach the top of this mess.

That neck is longer than my weekend.

You got a neck like a ladder and a brain like a doorknob.

2

a human with a neck so long it could stretch across a room and still have time to insult you.

Your neck is longer than my patience.

I swear that neck is trying to get a PhD.

You got a neck like a ladder and a face like a parking ticket.

3

a person whose neck is so long it looks like it’s trying to reach the top of your stupidity.

That neck could reach the top of your dumbass.

Your neck is like a ladder and your brain is a doorknob.

You look like a ladderneck bitch climbing to the top of my annoyance.

4

a person with a neck so long it could be the reason why you failed math.

Your neck is longer than my math grade.

That neck looks like it could do algebra.

You got a neck like a ladder and a brain like a broken calculator.

5

a person whose neck is so long it could be used to hang your dumbass.

Your neck is longer than my tolerance for your dumbness.

That neck is like a ladder and your brain is a doorknob.

I could hang your dumbass on that ladderneck bitch.

6

a person with a neck so long it could be the reason you’re still single.

Your neck is longer than my dating life.

That neck looks like it could break up my relationship.

You got a neck like a ladder and a face like a dating app reject.