Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A ladder that has been borrowed and is still stuck in someone else's dumbass

My ladder is still at your house. You're welcome.

Why is my ladder still at the store? I paid for it.

I borrowed a ladder and now it's at my mom's house. I'm not coming back.

2

When a ladder gets taken and not brought back, it's like a slap in the face

I took your ladder, and I'm not giving it back. Have a nice day.

You took my ladder. Now I'm stuck on the second floor.

The ladder is still at the park. I'm not walking home.

3

A ladder that's been borrowed and is taking a vacation without asking

Your ladder is on vacation. It will return when it feels like it.

The ladder took a break. I had to climb a tree.

My ladder is on a trip and it's not coming back for a while.

4

A ladder that's been borrowed and is now a permanent resident of someone else's house

Your ladder is moving in with my sister. It's not coming back.

I lent my ladder to my neighbor. Now it's a permanent fixture.

My ladder is staying at my dad's house. It's not coming back.

5

A ladder that's been taken and is now working overtime for someone else

Your ladder is working overtime for my brother. It's not coming back.

I took the ladder. Now it's working double shifts.

That ladder is on a break from my job. It's not coming back.

6

A ladder that's been borrowed and is now in a relationship with someone else

Your ladder is dating my cousin. It's not coming back.

I borrowed the ladder, and now it's in a committed relationship.

That ladder is in love with my brother. It's not coming back.