Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You get a bunch of texts and ignore some, and they flip out like you personally insulted their mom.

You text them 10 times and only reply to the third one.

They send you a whole essay and you just say 'cool.'

You ignore their texts while watching TikTok and they think you're dead.

2

They send you so many texts you feel like you’re being interrogated by a cop and a toddler.

They text you every five minutes like they’re on a timer.

You get a text, a reply, a question, and a rant all in one go.

They send you a text, you reply, and they send you three more.

3

You don’t reply to all their texts, and they act like you just broke their favorite toy.

You reply to the first text and ignore the next five.

You send a reply and they text you back like it’s a final exam.

You ignore their texts and they think you ghosted them.

4

You get so many texts you feel like you’re in a group chat with your ex and your dog.

They text you every hour like it’s a job.

You get a text, a reply, and a question all in one message.

They send you a text and you reply, and they send you a whole essay.

5

You don’t reply to all their texts, and they think you’re being disrespectful to their whole family.

You reply to the first text and ignore the rest.

They send you a text and you reply with one word.

You ignore their texts and they think you're ignoring their entire life.

6

You get so many texts you feel like you're being texted by a robot and your ex.

They send you a text, a question, and a rant all in one go.

You reply to one text and they send you 10 more.

They text you every minute like you're on a clock.