Ladder or Lemur

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A fancy way of saying you either got help from someone else (ladder) or you crawled out of the mess like a dirty, smelly lemur.
I failed my math test because I didn't use a ladder. I just lemured my way through.
She passed the exam without cheating, she lemured it out of nowhere.
He got a ladder from his dad and aced the test like a boss.
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When you either get a hand from someone (ladder) or you claw your way out like a lemur with a grudge and a bad smell.
I didn't ask for help, I just lemured my way to the top.
He used a ladder because he couldn't bear the thought of being stuck.
She lemured her way out of the problem and now she's bragging about it.
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If you use a ladder, you’re a sucker. If you lemure, you’re a legend, unless you smell like a lemur who just ate a sock.
I used a ladder and now everyone thinks I'm a failure.
She lemured her way through the test and everyone’s jealous.
He lemured his way out of jail, and now he’s a free man.
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You either get a ladder and look like a fool, or you lemure and look like a hero, unless you stink like a lemur who just bit a sandwich.
He used a ladder and now everyone calls him a loser.
She lemured her way out of the problem and got the last laugh.
He lemured out of his job and now he’s on vacation.
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If you need help, you’re weak. If you lemure, you’re tough. Unless you’re a lemur who just ate a sock and smells like a rotten sandwich.
He used a ladder and now everyone says he’s a wimp.
She lemured her way to the top and now she’s the boss.
He lemured his way out of the problem and now he’s rich.
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