Ladder in my tights

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A 'ladder in your tights' is when your boner gets stuck in your pants like a stuck pig. It's trying to escape, but it's too fat to fit through the hole.
My ladder in my tights was so big, it looked like a traffic jam in my pants.
He had a ladder in his tights so bad, it was causing a ruckus in the office.
I tried to sit down, but my ladder in my tights was in the way, and it wouldn't shut up.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A 'ladder in your tights' is like a worm trying to get out of a jar. It's squirming in there, and it’s not going to stop until it’s free.
My ladder in my tights was so strong, it was making my pants scream.
She had a ladder in her tights so bad, it was like a dance-off in her legs.
He tried to hide his ladder in his tights, but it was waving hello to everyone.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A 'ladder in your tights' is when your boner is so big, it’s like a ladder stuck in a pair of pants. It’s fighting for freedom and it’s not afraid to make a mess.
My ladder in my tights was so big, it was causing a traffic jam in my trousers.
She had a ladder in her tights that was loud enough to wake up the whole neighborhood.
He had a ladder in his tights so bad, it was like a concert in his pants.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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