LADDER BREEZE

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A ladder breeze is like a cosmic subway system that lets freaks travel through time and space by shoving DMT up their brainstem and yelling at the universe. It’s basically magic for people who don’t know they’re magic.

My cousin saw a UFO and cried. It was just a ladder breeze having a bad day.

I ate a mushroom and time-traveled to my childhood. It was glorious and also a little gross.

The priest said it was a vision. I said it was a ladder breeze and I was right.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A ladder breeze is the universe throwing a party and letting you crash it if you can handle the madness. No one’s explaining the rules. Just show up and hope you don’t get kicked out for being too weird.

I joined a cult. It was just a ladder breeze. I left. I didn’t want to be weird anymore.

My dog started talking to me. I thought it was a ladder breeze. It was just my dog being weird.

I got yelled at by the future. It was a ladder breeze. I deserved it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago