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When you see a girl in a group of guys or dressed like a guy and you think she’s a guy. It’s like being blind and stupid at the same time.
I thought she was one of the guys until she said 'hi' like a girl.
He walked in and I said 'another guy' then she took her shirt off and I was confused.
At the pub, I asked her if she wanted a pint and she said 'I’m a girl, you idiot.'
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A bunch of guys who go to Beefa every weekend. They wear ugly clothes, carry fanny packs like it’s the 80s, and think football is the only thing that matters in life. They don’t know what’s going on in the world and act like they’re still in primary school.
They came in wearing matching tracksuits and a fanny pack. I thought I was at a school play.
They started shouting about the football match and didn’t even notice the fire alarm.
They sat in the same spot every weekend like they owned the place.
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A Lads Lad is a guy who talks too much, makes terrible jokes, and thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s loud, rude, and doesn’t care about anyone else. He’s also a bit of a waste of space.
He told a joke so bad it made the bar manager cry.
He insulted my girlfriend and then tried to hit on her.
He walked into a room and started a fight with no reason at all.
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A lad is a guy in Britain who loves to drink, play sports, and make a fool of himself. He’s usually young, but even old guys can be lads. They like to shout, laugh, and make everyone else uncomfortable.
He drank 10 pints and still had energy to fight.
He shouted at the referee like he was his dad.
He got kicked out of a club for swearing at the bouncer.
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A word for guys in Ireland, Scotland, and some parts of England and Wales. It’s like calling someone a ‘mate’ but with more attitude and less sense.
He said ‘I’m a lad from Scotland’ and then started singing a song about sheep.
She called him a ‘lad’ and he said ‘I’m not a lad, I’m a king.’
He told me he was a lad and then spent 20 minutes telling me about his dog.
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A lad is a guy who loves to drink, laugh, and cause chaos. He can throw up, expose his junk, and even beat up his wife. He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s the best at everything.
He drank so much he threw up on the bar floor.
He walked into a pub and started fighting with the bouncer.
He got kicked out of a nightclub because he exposed his junk.
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When a group of guys is being annoying and you say ‘Lads off’ to stop them. Then you shout ‘Lads on’ to get them going again. It’s like a switch you flip in your brain.
We were in class and I said ‘Lads off’ and they all stopped talking.
He said ‘Lads on’ and they all started shouting at me.
I was walking down the street and heard someone say ‘Lads on’ and it made me laugh.
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