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a cocky guy who thinks he’s the king of the block
He walks in like he owns the place.
He flexes his new shoes like they’re trophies.
He tries to flirt with my mom and fails.
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a guy who smells like old pizza and arrogance
He sits down and the whole table smells like regret.
He eats like he’s been waiting 10 years for this meal.
He calls me a ‘weak link’ and I don’t even know what that means.
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a guy who thinks he’s cool just because he has one friend
He bragged about his friend like he was a celebrity.
He walked out of the room like he just won a competition.
He texted me ‘I’m on my way’ and took 45 minutes to get there.
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a guy who talks too much and nobody listens
He talked for 10 minutes about his dog.
He interrupted the whole conversation to talk about his shoes.
He tried to explain his life story in 3 seconds.
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a guy who thinks he’s a superhero just because he has a hat
He wore a hat like it was a cape.
He walked into the store like he was saving the day.
He tried to help me with my math and got it wrong.
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a guy who’s loud, clumsy, and thinks he’s funny
He spilled his drink and nobody laughed.
He tripped over his own shoes.
He told a joke that nobody understood.