LaDawna

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LaDawna is a holy mess. She’ll hand you her last sock if you’re in trouble, but if you mess with her kids, she’ll punch you in the face and cry about it later.
I gave my kid a popsicle and she gave me her last sock. Then she cried when I ate it.
He stole my kid’s lunch money. LaDawna showed up with a lunch tray and a punch to the gut.
She gave me her last sock. I wore it to church. She cried in the back pew.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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LaDawna’s like a saint with a swear word. She’ll feed you soup and then tell you to shut up and eat it.
She brought me soup. Then she told me to shut up and eat it.
I asked for help. She brought me soup and told me to shut up.
She brought soup. I didn’t shut up. She told me to eat it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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LaDawna’s the kind of person who’ll drive you crazy with love. She’ll hug you and then yell at you for not hugging back.
She hugged me. Then she yelled at me for not hugging back.
I hugged her. She yelled at me for not hugging harder.
She hugged me. I didn’t hug back. She yelled at me for being a baby.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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