ladaunice

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A man who loses his dick every three years and still hasn't found it after four. His penis is probably crying for help.

My la’daunice is still looking for his cock in the trash from 2020.

He went to a shrine and asked the gods to find his penis again.

He texted me: 'I found a sock. Not my cock. This is not good.'

A guy who forgets his penis like it’s a borrowed car. He’s been missing it for four years and still hasn’t found it.

'I left my cock in the airport. Now I’m stuck with a sock.'

He called his mom and cried: 'I can’t find my cock, I think it ran away.'

He went to a cop and said, 'My cock was stolen.'

A man who loses his cock every three years and still hasn’t found it after four. His penis is probably lost in a landfill.

He posted on Twitter: 'My cock is missing. I think it got stolen by a sock.'

He went to a psychic and asked, 'Will I ever find my cock again?'

He told his friend, 'I found a sock, but my cock is still in the trash.'