ladaryious

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Ladaryious has a dick so big it could knock out a horse and he’s as loyal as a dog and as smooth as a sneaker on a basketball court. He’s also the funniest guy you’ll ever meet, and he’ll laugh at your jokes even if they’re terrible.
I saw Ladaryious in the shower and I almost fainted, man. That thing was like a spaceship.
He stuck up for me when my friend called me a faggot. He just said, 'You’re a faggot, but I’m not.'
He told a joke about my mom and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Ladaryious has a cock so big it could split the atom and he’s the kind of guy who would never betray you even if you stole his lunch money. He’s smooth like a hot dog in a microwave and he’s got the humor of a comedy club.
Ladaryious walked into the room and the whole class got quiet. I think he scared the principal.
He made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my pizza.
He called my teacher a f***ing dweeb and the teacher didn’t even say anything back.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Ladaryious has a member so huge it could break the internet and he’s the kind of guy who’d fight for you even if you were a total f***ing loser. He’s cool as ice cream on a hot day and he’s got the punchlines of a stand-up comedian.
He told a joke about my dad and I cried. I didn’t even know my dad had a sense of humor.
He walked into the room and my crush asked him if he was my brother. I said no, and he laughed at me.
He told me I had a f***ing ugly face and I still laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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