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A guy who plays football like he's invincible, but every few weeks he gets hurt so bad he needs a scooter to move.
He tackled a guy like it was nothing, then went down screaming like he'd been shot.
He ran the entire game, then tripped and broke his ankle like it was a joke.
He got hit so hard he needed a scooter, and still tried to flirt with the nurse.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A man who thinks he’s a superhero on the football field, but his body is basically a trash can for injuries.
He blocked a guy like it was a video game, then collapsed on the sideline like he had died.
He ran the entire game, then had to ride a scooter because his leg looked like it had been run over.
He got tackled so hard he needed a scooter, and still tried to text his ex.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A guy who plays football like he's the best, but he's basically a human injury machine who can't walk without a scooter.
He hit a guy so hard he got a concussion, then took a scooter to the locker room like it was a throne.
He played the whole game, then got so hurt he needed a scooter and a drink.
He tackled someone like he was a beast, then cried on a scooter like it was his best friend.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A man who plays football like he's the king of the field, but he's just a guy who breaks every bone in his body and needs a scooter to live.
He ran the whole game like a maniac, then had to ride a scooter like it was his new best friend.
He blocked a guy like it was a war, then broke his leg and cried on a scooter.
He played like a beast, then got hit so hard he needed a scooter and a beer.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A guy who plays football like he's the strongest man alive, but he's just a guy who gets hurt every week and rides around on a scooter like it's a throne.
He tackled someone like it was a joke, then had to ride a scooter like it was his new best friend.
He played the whole game, then got so hurt he needed a scooter and a snack.
He ran like a madman, then got hit and had to ride a scooter like it was a rescue mission.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A man who plays football like it's his life, but he's just a guy who breaks his body every few games and needs a scooter to move.
He played like a beast, then got hit so hard he needed a scooter and a drink.
He ran the whole game, then broke his leg and cried on a scooter like it was his best friend.
He tackled someone like it was nothing, then had to ride a scooter like it was his new life.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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