Ladarius Bufkin

My girl just saw Ladarius Bufkin and her pants got soaked.

He walked by and my cousin’s drawers were soaked.

I tried to ignore him, but my pants were wet by the end of the day.

My sister said he was as purple as my face after I got spanked.

He’s the color of my grandma’s bruise after she fell off the couch.

That dude is purple like my brother’s face after he got hit with a frying pan.