Ladarious

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a thick-talking smoothie with the attitude of a king who can rob your woman just by breathing on her. He’s a real player and can make your heart race with just a wink and a ‘hey’.
Hey, I saw your girl at the store. She said you were already out of your mind.
He walked in, and my girl left with him like I wasn’t even there.
He said ‘hey’ and my girl ran out of the house like she was being chased by a bear.
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the dirtiest, smelliest, most annoying human ever, with 5 balls and a brain that works like a broken toaster. Imagine a person who smells like a gym sock, a sewer, and a used towel all rolled into one.
He sat next to me on the bus, and I could smell his lunch from three seats away.
He walked into the room, and my dog ran out in fear.
He tried to talk to me, but I thought he was asking for a job at the sewer.
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