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A man who runs like a superhero on the football field, but turns into a sad sack of meat after a few games. You’ll find him zooming around on a scooter like it’s his new best friend.
"Man, that LaDarion is a beast until he tears his knee apart again."
He was the star of the game until he collapsed like a broken toaster.
I saw him riding his scooter like it was a throne.