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A running back for the San Diego Chargers who’s so bad he makes Shaun Alexander look like a god. He won MVP in 2006 because he paid people off and then got a knee injury like it was a curse.
Ladainian Tomlinson is the reason I hate the Chargers. I would rather watch a goat run back the ball.
He got MVP by bribing the league. I want my money back.
He’s like a broken toy. You pay for it, but it doesn’t work.