ladanian tomlinson

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A running back for the San Diego Chargers who’s so bad he makes Shaun Alexander look like a god. He won MVP in 2006 because he paid people off and then got a knee injury like it was a curse.
Ladainian Tomlinson is the reason I hate the Chargers. I would rather watch a goat run back the ball.
He got MVP by bribing the league. I want my money back.
He’s like a broken toy. You pay for it, but it doesn’t work.
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A running back who’s so bad he got a knee injury just to be extra sad. The Chargers pay him like he’s royalty, but he’s not even good enough to be a prince.
Ladainian Tomlinson is the reason I hate the Chargers. He’s like a royal who can’t even walk properly.
He got MVP by cheating. I saw the money exchange.
He’s a waste of a salary. I’d rather pay a dog to run back the ball.
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A running back who’s so bad he got a knee injury on purpose. The Chargers pay him way too much, and he’s still worse than Shaun Alexander. He’s like a broken robot.
Ladainian Tomlinson is the worst. I’d rather watch a robot run back the ball.
He got MVP by paying people. I want a refund.
He’s like a broken robot. He got a knee injury just to be extra sad.
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