ladanian

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This guy is so good, he makes your life awesome. He’s sweet, loyal, and even when he messes up, he’ll make it right. He doesn’t say ‘I love you’ but he shows it with gifts, smiles, and laughs that hit you like a truck.
My ladanian brings me pizza every Friday and still calls me ‘babe’ even when I’m a total mess.
He came to my birthday party in a cape and made me cry laughing.
He gave me a kitten for my anniversary and it’s now eating my socks.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This guy is a total piece of trash. He’s rude, selfish, and would rather talk about his own life than yours. He’s the kind of person who would step on your face just to get a better seat.
He texted me ‘ur ugly’ and then asked for a free meal.
He called my mom a ‘bitch’ and then asked if I wanted fries.
He left a gift on my doorstep and it was just a used sock.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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This guy is a fake legend. He’s got a bad knee, a bad attitude, and a salary that’s so big it’s ridiculous. He got MVP by bribing other teams and making everyone else look like nobodies.
He paid the Patriots to lose so he could win the MVP.
He told the Chiefs to drop the ball so he could have a better game.
He gave the Broncos a free jersey and they lost 40-0.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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