LaDaisy

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The only person who can get away with stealing your snacks and still being your best friend.
"You took my last chip? You’re still my roommate.", LaDaisy
"I didn’t steal your chip. I borrowed it.", LaDaisy
LaDaisy: "I’m not your roommate. I’m your snack thief."
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People who sleep in pajamas that look like they were stolen from a teddy bear’s closet.
"I wore my pajamas to work. My boss said I looked like a sleepy bear.", LaDaisy
LaDaisy: "My pajamas are softer than my ex."
LaDaisy: "I wear bear pajamas. I’m a bear. You’re a human. You’re doomed."
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