ladaimian

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Drip is their second language. They laugh at your jokes and still think they’re the main character.

Ladaimian walked in and all the cool kids stopped talking. They just stared. Like they were the only one who knew the real deal.

He posted a photo of his breakfast and got 100 likes. You got 2. You’re basically a ghost.

He said, ‘You’re just here for the free snacks.’ Then he ate all of them.

They drip so hard it hurts. They’re the reason you’re still single.

Ladaimian showed up to the party in a suit and you wore pajamas. You felt like a failure.

He texted you, ‘I’m eating pizza and you’re crying about your life.’ You replied, ‘I’m eating pizza too.’ He said, ‘That’s not funny.’

He got 1,000 followers in one day and you still have 12.

They drip like it’s their full-time job. They’re the only one who thinks they’re funny.

Ladaimian posted a selfie and you posted a group photo. His got 10 likes. Yours got 0. You’re literally a nobody.

He said, ‘You’re just here to make me look good.’ You said, ‘I’m here to survive.’ He said, ‘You’re not even trying.’

He came to the game wearing a hat and you came wearing a shirt. He looked like a king. You looked like a sock.